Thursday, June 14, 2007

Did you know that the Americans proposed inventing a bomb that would turn the enemy gay?

This stuff makes me laugh... While they didn't get around to it, the proposal was to create a non-lethal chemical that, when released was really just an aphrodesiac that would be even more advantageous if it could cause homosexual behaviour. The problem is, what would the Americans do then?

Was the purpose to create more opportunities for the US servicemen to be "serviced" in the absence of women in combat situations? Or were they just looking for a few "flaming" individuals to entertain troups? You be the judge of a comment issued by the Pentagon...
"The department of defence is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform."
Things like this never cease to point out the stupidity of governments and military regimes. In our enlightened times, this would never happen. I mean, how long have we known that being gay is genetic and not something that can be created?

2 Comments:

Blogger Viktor said...

I have heard about a similar (if not the same) chemical that was tested among the troops of I don't know which country. This chemical only did one thing: made everyone eager to have sex with no matter who or what. Probably it simply raised the amount of hormones in the body. You can guess what the result was: most of the men of the test group ended up in a huge orgy. Well, there were no women around, so...

Funny, right? In the tales you hear about love potions that can be bought from witches. Now you only need to go to a lab, and make your “love potion”, than the result is as fairy as in a tale: if you use it on someone, that person will “fall in love” with the first person he or she meets.

And the army is really a dangerous place…

12:15 AM  
Blogger Lola said...

Thanks for dropping by Viktor. Yes, I agree that the army is a scary thing.

Hmmm. Huge orgy, huh? Too bad I missed it... (yes, I'm being naughty today...)

8:34 AM  

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